Dark Side of The Moon Has Poetry?

Ammata udu. I’ve stumbled across this blog full of… brilliant…wait for it… poetry. Yes, the sheer brilliance of this prose shines like the dark side of the moon itself. Moka? The dark side doesn’t shine? Ah ok, shines like a well polished sponge. Naha? ahhhhhh. Whatever, something that shines ok? This poet is world class gracious award winning class poet.

You don’t go knocking on her okay? It’s not nice to knock on such genius as which writes

Scream the voices in my head. I just want them to cease
Hunted and haunted I have not a moment of release
Leave me be you demons of warped confounded thought!
If only I could efface the memory of those who provoked this fraught…

Ow ah. This writer is definitely so full of integrity that she must be doing integration homework for the rest of the school of emo kids. I mean local school. There is definitely no problem with her, as we can see she sees the bright side of everything and we can always count on her to deliver a resounding performance, often which leaves the reader writhing in agony surprised as hell.

She is so far from being a rabid emo that the distance is measured in light years. Let us applaud this great poet of our times!

The Serious Jester

This here is ze funniest bogger on ze Kottu. He is so funny he makes me double up with laughter everytime I see his name pop on ze Kottu roll. But he’s not all fun and games… oh no… He can be serious when he wants to be…

Like… when he tells us six years after the Iraq invasion began that IT WAS A BIG MISTAKE!

OH NOES!

Why oh why didn’t he think of this when Bush decided to declare war in two-fucking-thousand-three?!?!!

I have only one thing to say: The Court Jester for President!

Gimme mo, gimme mo!

This has got to be the best blog aggregator in the world, I mean the mere sight of it makes my heart flutter. What with hearthrobs like the headless piano player and the Shania Twain groupie turned jock turned local 50 Cent having the resident hotties swooning over them how can one not be swept off of their feet by the mere presence of such callous manhood on ze Kottu blogroll. Yum.

Kottu ROCKS!