Sir No, Sir!

This uncle is here is a maara one aah. He is the mostest technofogically advaansed in the whole Kottu Fuzzay thinks. His blog is like a wanderland! There are soooo many gadgematics here there and averywheres Fuzzay feels like hees in the jungies again! Swinging from one page to another Fuzzay sees this uncle is a very happening uncle! He collects other blogger aiyyas and nangis desktopps and shows us all kinds of places on the Google Earth. Fuzzay tried to locate his jungie but it is hard to use Google Earth with a tail!

But Fuzzay has no clue what this uncle’s name means. Where does it cum from? Sir No uncle can you tells Fuzzay this? Fuzzay thinks it is from his scool days when jealoos teachairs would pull him by the earlubes and hit his bootom with a cane and Sir No uncle would scream “Sir No, Sir! Please Sir, it hurrrtsss!”. Fuzzay doessssn’t noe this for sure, herpfully Sir No uncle will cumfirm this.

In his latest post this uncle talks about the ends of the wars in Siri Lanka, he sayss that we must heal the woombs of the soilders and make moneys out of touristes. He is a very smart uncle this one! Fuzzay <3’s yooooooooooo!

Caan yoo find my jungie on the Google Earth?

London, Lanka and Crumbs!

Guess whoose back after leafing the Kottus for a trip to France? Yes, you guessed it, it is mister RD himself, Lord King Mudalali of the Lankanosphere.

In this post here he tells us about how he saw Barack Obama, and he built up so much suspensh that every fur on fuzzay was standing on its ends and fuzzay’s heart was racing like a Lankan bus as RD wood say.

Fuzzay is a big big fan of RD uncle, he is the oldest and the baldest of the Lankanosphere, Fuzzay thinks. He is alsos the funnierst! He makes the funnierst jawks about farts, poopies, saramas, and jungies. Who could not lurrrve him?

Off course there are some who are not fans of RD uncle, like this booruwa saint over here who called him Rhythmic Diarrhea. Everyone, even Fuzzay from the jungies of Siri Lanka, knows what RD stands for. This saint aiyya is a real @$$hole, he breaks Fuzzay’s <3

But not to worry! RD uncle is back and Fuzzay feels alrighty again. However, there is a fowl smell going around and its not coming from our very own Chootipada, his padas are short, sweet and sumtimes even smel good. No, this shmel is coming from that Padashow uncle. He is a maara kari-uncle that Pada uncle! Sumtimes Fuzzay chokes on his Pada’s. But it is okay, RD uncle is here so all will flow smoothly, Fuzzay will be fine.

Tank yoo RD uncle for cuming back to the Kottu!
Fuzzay <3’s yooo!

ASOB, NQIM! broke my <3

This mean aiyya over here is a real @$$hole. His laytest post is about hitting akki’s and nangi’s. He asks if boys and girls should hit each other the same way.

Fuzzay does not like this aiyya because he talks about akki’s and nangi’s like they are of different speecheese. Garry aiyya does not realies that akki’s and nangi’s are from a different planut entirely. They are not even human, they are aliens in disguys. Poor Garry aiyya did not know, but he is still a kar-aiyya!

When it cums to monkays hitting each other, there is general balance in the sistem. All we does is throw poopies at each other, and boy poopies are the same as girl poopies so there is no issue of gender inequality. This is because we monkays are very speshal beings. There are very few @$$holes among monkays, only apes are @$$holes. Fuzzay thinks Garry aiyya is an ape, or at least wants to be one.

Do not be fooled by this Garry aiyya, his is not a sort of bootiful mind, ASOB stands for A Son Of a Bitch. He is a very bad aiyya! And he has broken Fuzzay’s <3

Twinkle Twinkle Tharuwa!

Fuzzay is a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE fan of Gehan Aiyya. He plays piano sooooooooo well, and his fingers are so so sesky on the keyboards.

Fuzzay doesn’t understand hows he plays without a head. Fuzzay can’t play without looking at keyboard, without head Fuzzay couldn’t even live. Gehan is truuuly a master, a maestro! And his voice, is like the sound of a monkey bum squeeling as I get funkay with it. Fuzzay luuurrrrves Gehan Aiyya’s sinduwas.

Today Fuzzay got inspiredation to try playing piano like Gehan Aiyya!
I recorded my faaaavouritest song, a sinduwa that I would lurrrve to hear Gehan Aiyya sing! Will you sing for me Gehan Aiyya? 

Run, Chavie, Run!

Faster!

Faster!

Keep running!

Don’t stop!

Don’t look back!

Run away from Twitter!

Run away from Kottu!

Run AFK!

Run to the exam hall!

Run, Chavie. Run!

Run into my arms! x3

Black in the loo!

fuzzay hates constipated morning poopies, but Black found a way to make good use of the extra time!

TOILET PAPER ART!

and alls she needed was a roll of toilet paper and Harpic toilet bowl cleaner. she’s soooooooo creaaaaative xD

Fuzzay lurrvs his foood and fuzzay lurrrrves Kottu!!! http://www.kottu.org